Old Gregg

If I could go to the future, I would go to a future without race. Everybody would win first place. And the ribbons would not be a color. That way that color would not be put above the other colors. Therefore, Al Gore would no longer be a radical activist or be described as being "green" because the colors would have no meaning. Oh ship, I just remembered that I shipped my pants this morning all the way across the Atlantic Ocean to the territory of Bismarck and his second reich. Sometimes I feel like I need to express myself better. I am like the flower who is to afraid to show her true blossoms. Some say love... It is a river. That drowns the tender reed. Some say love... It is a razor that leaves the soul to bleed. Some say love... it is a hunger. An endless aching need. I say love it is a flower, and you its only seed. It's the heart afraid of breaking. That never takes a chance. And the dream afraid of waking that never learns to dance. It's the one who won't be taken. Who cannot seem to give. and the soul afraid of dyin' that never learns to live. If the night has been to lonely. and the road has been too long and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong. Just remember in the winter, far beneath the bitter snow. Lies the seed that with the suns love, in the spring becomes the rose...... Thank you...

Historical

Game Progress: Our game progress pretty much consists of me doing all of the team's work the day that it is due. It pretty much sucks because I begin to feel quite overwhelmed. It makes me feel like a Smeagol as the Maid of Honor. It sucked. Father, I have a question. In church, is it a sin to fart during prayer? I would like to know because I do not want to be a sinner, but most of the time I just can't hold it in long enough!

satyr

A funny thing happened to me the other day. This is a true story. I was hanging out in the negus room with my friends as they were doing some illegal activities that I for one refuse to partake in. We started playing this game where we go in a circle and someone says a word and then the next person says a different word that is related to the first. tl;dr version: The word "weed" can be associated with anything.

Comedy

The best thing that has ever happened to me can only be described with one word: Goku. Goku came and saved me from an evil saiyan one day. I was scared and alone and I had defiled myself all over. Luckily, Goku arrived right on time to save me. He is my hero. I want to be with him forever. I want him to be my first. Does that make me gay? No, because Goku is neither male nor female. He is the awesomeness.

Tragedy

I have been befallen by a tragedy many times before. Most of them caused by my old friends Smeagol and Sheardon. Luckily, Old Gregg is always there to pull me out of a tight spot just so he can get into one of mine. The worst tragedy was when my pet Sheardon died. He had been playing in the trash compactor and he got very unlucky. I was so upset and sad. I cried. I cried. I cried more. Old Gregg took me out drinking and we had a fun time weeing on people and drinking Bailey's.

Christmas Break

I apologize to my readers for not hooking you up with a Christmas post, but I will tell you a bit about my adventures over the break. I spent the night at Old Gregg's Place for a while. Smeagol, Sheardon, Old Gregg, and I had a lot of fun. They participated in some illegal activites though. Except in WV that is. I got me a new cellular telephone. It is the pwnzors. I had a 1337 cake all to myself so my level of pwn has gone up to 69. I plan on keeping it there for a while. I pwn noobs. Very hard.