Christmas Wishes

I want World of Warcraft: Cataclysm. I play WoW. It's fun as ship. I wish I lived in the World of Warcraft. Life would be so much simpler. And if I died, I could just run to my corpse from the nearest graveyard and rez myself. I could always crank up the dps. I also want a number of other ship. I want some BA gundam ship. I walk to the store to get some milk. How about sum cookies mutha? Yo gurt, my name is Bill. I may be the last person you ever see. How you like me now? Aww yeah, Jessimus. Aww yea.

Bhanksgiving Treak

Over Thanksgiving Break I have plans. Many plans. I will hang out with meh friends and be all ballin' all over the place. I will play World of Warcraft a lot. And Call of Duty: Black Ops (COD BLOPS). I'm so ready to COD BLOP all over the place.

My Lucket Bist

I plan on doing many things before my death, that is, if the human race has not yet gained the technology to create artificial organs in order for us to be able to live forever. Just look at Dick Cheney. He's got a fake heart, and a bunch of other stuff. Here's the list my mang.

1. Prove that Alligators/Crocodiles live in New York Sewers.

2. Shave my hair. This includes body hair, head hair, facial hair, eyebrows, etc.

3. Invent something that would make Billy Mays proud. RIP.

4. Ship on every continent of the world.

5. Learn how to Tango.

6. Meet Snooki.

7. See the movie "Bucket List."

8. Go into Space.

9. Get Lost in the Wild.

10. Convince people that some of the things I say are not racial slurs.

My Gaming Hero

Loktar' Ogar! My gaming hero is Thrall from the Warcraft series. Nahhh jk. Thrall is cool but he's not my hero. My hero is probably Solid Snake from the Metal Gear series. I mean come on, is there anybody that's more of a 1337 than he is? The answer is simple. No. Snake uses his guns and mines and ship to do covert missions and he saves the world all the time.

Manimal

Animals are cool. You could even say that they're the ship. If I could be any animal I would be a pterodactyl. It is a gewd one. I could fly and ship. It would be so 1337 to be able to fly and snatch innocent children off the ground and fly them to my pterodactyl lair. It would be gewd. And I would be immune to cancer and diabetes. kek. Immortal pterodactyl. I pwn nubs.

IMAGINING YOUR GAME

Our game is for any audience members who want to learn about modern technology in a fun way. The game teaches the player new technology such as keyboards, mice, hardware, software, etc. The game occurs in a world where ducks have multiple choice answers on them and the player must shoot the correct duck to proceed. The technology of the gun is good. A quiz is only answers and info. A game is a more entertaining way to obtain knowledge.

Game

I am going to create a game in this drafting class this year. I hope it is cool. I want to make a game that is about Drafting. Like an escape the room game, but you have to use drafting tools to escape or something. Ship. I guess that's about all I have so far. Peace out.

Next Project

For our next project I plan on making a ship. Not just any ship, however. I want to make a space ship! More specifically the Y-Wing from the famous Star Wars Trilogy. Now that's some holy ship! I've already began working on the project, and I hope that it turns out as well as my Fokker did. Well, Old Gregg out. Sheardon! Quit! Want to go back in the trash compactor!?

Airplane Project

My airplane project went quite swimmingly. I feel that I did a very good job on it. The wings came out looking just how I had imagined them. I only wish that Austin Chapman was still with us to see my work. He would have been proud. I created a replica of a WWI era triplane called the Fokker Dr.I. Funny name right? It almost sounds like "this post has been removed due to obscene language."

Triumphant Return

My followers! I have returned! In my drafting class we are going to continue working on our blogs. I have spoken.

Final Blog Drafting

Its the Final Countdown! WOaahhhahahahahahahahahaohohaohaoahohoaooooooooooo!!!!! What da shipppp!?!?!?!? I can't get my fix. I know that I am a yogurt fencing tree and that I wanted to take a drive to tree. No you wouldn't go. You can't stop. That's why i freaking hate you. I wish that I could get to go see movies but people are the biggest shipholes.

FINAL BLOG

It is with the utmost sadness that I inform you all that this shall be my last blog as a student in the Game Design Program. I have had a lot of tears, sweat, and blood spilled in this class, but I believe that was all worth it. I always had just as many laughs in this class as well. Who could forget when Colby and Old Gregg had a party in the midget room? Or when Admiral Shiphole and Rick James got a powl-back runnin? That's right, nobody. Not Conner, not Da Lep Ra Con, not Jessica Alba, not Admiral Shiphole, not Rick James, not Colby, not Old Gregg, not Smeagol, and not even Sheardon. Also, I would like to take this time to set something straight. Sheardon, you always were my friend. I know I treated you bad, but in truth I really do care about you little guy. Now go back into the trash compacter like a good boy. BRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! Uh oh, I think he's dead. Kek. Well, world, its been a great run, and maybe I shall return someday to share more of my vast knowledge of everything. I give my love to you all, especially the ladies. Peace out. What da shipppppppp??

Finishing Up

I believe that the end is coming soon. That means no more occasional blogging. No more working in flash to complete games. No more designing and comparing ideas with people. But alas, it has been a good run. I have made the best game that I can make. All there is to do now is hope that this game has been satisfactory to Mr. Reed, Globaloria, and most importantly, to myself.

Game Progress

The game progress has been going well. It is good a one. Whenever I walk to the pond to recollect my imagination on the game progress, I am overcome with a sense of accomplishment. Is that good? Should I do that? Anyhow, the game is almost completely finished other than the coding but I can't do that. Do you know how to? Can you teach me?

Earthquake

Earthquakes are bad. According to the prophet religion, women clothing themselves in a scantily manner cause these bad earthquakes. Is that bad? Should they not do that? The answer is yes. There is no way that the dressing of these women cause these horrible earthquakey tragedies. I feel like the creators of South Park.

Game Proooooooooggggreeesssss

The Game Progress on both of my games is going quite swimmingly. The only thing to do on Bill's Journey is to put in some more textual information. Defenders of Swine is similarly very close to being completed, but their are still a few things that need to be done. Kek. I'm gonna play World of Warcraft again soon. That game is the ship. I'm a night elf Hunter.

In Me we trust?

Amazing Grace, How sweet the sound! That saved a wretch like me! Oh, excuse me. I didn't realize you were there. If I were a God I would have done thins a bit differently. For starters, I would have made everybody in the world the same color. This would eliminate racism. I would make every organism worship me. None of that, making people believe through faith. I make them believe through violence. Also, shipping would always be tax free, regardless of the distance.

Superpowered

If I could have any super power I would definitely want to the power of Super Shipping Speed. Imagine being able to ship really really fast! It would be awesome because I could go anywhere I want as long as I could ship there. I love shipping. It is really fun. It is a good one. I would definitely want to get a ship in the shape of a bull.

What I Actually Did Over Spring Break

Over Spring Break I mostly just chillaxed at the crib. I did have a tennis match in Parkersburg the first day of Spring Break however. It was quite fun, even though I lost my match. The last weekend of Spring Break I went to Ft. Lauderdale, Florida with my parents and my brother so that was fun. I got a little tan and a little sunburnt but its all good in the hood. Right my nagas?

Spring Break

Over Spring Break I plan on doing a lot of shipping. I will probably ship like 2 or 3 times a day, every day. I also plan on hanging out with lots of peoples. Mostly just my main homie g's and possibly some others during the week. Because I rock, and I roll, Sweet Susie. Oh ship! A giant ship just appeared out of the dark chasm of the sea of Uranus! It made me ship my pants all the way to Africa.

Athletes

My favorite athlete of all time is Happy Gilmore. I know what you're thinking, He's simply a character in an Adam Sandler movie, right? Wrong. He is as real as you and me. The Adam Sandler character is based off a real live golfer from the 17th century. He is the first great golfer and he has never lost a match. He won a lot of money.

Goals (150th blog!)

My goals for this quarter of school are quite high. I hope to finish both my game design game, and my civics game. The civics game is my main focus at the moment however. I plan on getting finished with the wiki pages for both of these games as well. If all of my dreams come true, I will be happy knowing that I did my best all year long. Happy 150th post!

Other games and teams

My favorite game being made by another team is Food Frogger being created by the Carnacorn team. Their game is really appealing to me as a player. The coding is still in process, but what is made now looks very good. Their wiki still needs work though. I like team Beetus's wiki page the most. It is set up very well and what not. g

Favorite or no

My favorite part about Game Design is being able to be immersed in all of the technology that is available in schools today. I can blog and create flash movies or games which I never believed I would be able to in school. I don't like how limited our freedom is in this class however. Everything we do or make must follow strict rules and regulations. Like the censoring of someone's personal blog because they like to talk about nagas.

Interwebz

I think that the internet has made society much more convenient which, unfortunately, also leads to a more lazy, obese, and especially more dependent. This is because the children of the world have all information that they could ever want with the click of a mouse. Back in the old days, people had to go to the library to find out ship. Also, the increasing amount of availability of porn also degrades our population. kek. ship.

Movie of my Life

If there was ever a movie that could represent my life perfectly it would have to be... Dragon Ball Z: The Tree of Might. It is a good one. It is just like my life because I am faced with problems every day that are similar to Goku's problems in the movie. I always have to save the world from aliens such as saiyans trying to eat fruit from the Tree of Might in order to be the most powerful being in the universe. My life is good.

R U kiddin meh?

Would I send my future children to Spring Valley High School? Short answer: Keenan and Kelllllll nah. I would hope that the abomination that is Spring Valley High School would have been wiped from the face of the Earth along with all of Wayne County. After I had the really expensive Mexican feast I ran straight to the water and shipped everywhere.

Game Progress

Our game progress is going quite swimmingly! We haven't completed design on the first level and now the others still remain. I hope to have the complete design of all levels and characters including enemies to be completed by the end of the week. Perhaps I set my goals far too high..........

Olympic sized Olympic

My favorite Olympic contest is a good one. It is the Pole Vault. Only that sport truly depicts the glory of the Olympic Sports. The athlete must sprint whilst carry a very long pole and he must time the insertion of his pole into the hole in order to complete a successful jump. Not many people have the expertise to pull this off. He must then bend the pole to a position in order to launch

Week

My snow day week was awesome. Aren't people supposed to share their wealth? Isn't spreading love a better feeling than spreading hate? Why not then should somebody tell them that theyre wrong? Why? Why? Why? Feel=

gameteampageswikiflash

Our game is going swimmingly. The work on the team pages is still boring and as dreadful as ever. The wiki changes that everything would want me to be the Goku of our era. Swear to your God? I want to be a man. A manly man. Similar to Roger Casement, aside from the homosexual part.

Breakfast Food

I don't like breakfast very much. It is not good imo. When I wake up and my feelings are not at their best the last thing I want to do is stuff my face with nasty food. Here's a good question for you: Is it gay if I find pleasure in looking at myself naked in the mirror? Am I looking at child pornography? Answer me these questions and then I shall answer yours. That is all for this post. Goodbye. True story bro.

Old Gregg

If I could go to the future, I would go to a future without race. Everybody would win first place. And the ribbons would not be a color. That way that color would not be put above the other colors. Therefore, Al Gore would no longer be a radical activist or be described as being "green" because the colors would have no meaning. Oh ship, I just remembered that I shipped my pants this morning all the way across the Atlantic Ocean to the territory of Bismarck and his second reich. Sometimes I feel like I need to express myself better. I am like the flower who is to afraid to show her true blossoms. Some say love... It is a river. That drowns the tender reed. Some say love... It is a razor that leaves the soul to bleed. Some say love... it is a hunger. An endless aching need. I say love it is a flower, and you its only seed. It's the heart afraid of breaking. That never takes a chance. And the dream afraid of waking that never learns to dance. It's the one who won't be taken. Who cannot seem to give. and the soul afraid of dyin' that never learns to live. If the night has been to lonely. and the road has been too long and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong. Just remember in the winter, far beneath the bitter snow. Lies the seed that with the suns love, in the spring becomes the rose...... Thank you...

Historical

Game Progress: Our game progress pretty much consists of me doing all of the team's work the day that it is due. It pretty much sucks because I begin to feel quite overwhelmed. It makes me feel like a Smeagol as the Maid of Honor. It sucked. Father, I have a question. In church, is it a sin to fart during prayer? I would like to know because I do not want to be a sinner, but most of the time I just can't hold it in long enough!

satyr

A funny thing happened to me the other day. This is a true story. I was hanging out in the negus room with my friends as they were doing some illegal activities that I for one refuse to partake in. We started playing this game where we go in a circle and someone says a word and then the next person says a different word that is related to the first. tl;dr version: The word "weed" can be associated with anything.

Comedy

The best thing that has ever happened to me can only be described with one word: Goku. Goku came and saved me from an evil saiyan one day. I was scared and alone and I had defiled myself all over. Luckily, Goku arrived right on time to save me. He is my hero. I want to be with him forever. I want him to be my first. Does that make me gay? No, because Goku is neither male nor female. He is the awesomeness.

Tragedy

I have been befallen by a tragedy many times before. Most of them caused by my old friends Smeagol and Sheardon. Luckily, Old Gregg is always there to pull me out of a tight spot just so he can get into one of mine. The worst tragedy was when my pet Sheardon died. He had been playing in the trash compactor and he got very unlucky. I was so upset and sad. I cried. I cried. I cried more. Old Gregg took me out drinking and we had a fun time weeing on people and drinking Bailey's.

Christmas Break

I apologize to my readers for not hooking you up with a Christmas post, but I will tell you a bit about my adventures over the break. I spent the night at Old Gregg's Place for a while. Smeagol, Sheardon, Old Gregg, and I had a lot of fun. They participated in some illegal activites though. Except in WV that is. I got me a new cellular telephone. It is the pwnzors. I had a 1337 cake all to myself so my level of pwn has gone up to 69. I plan on keeping it there for a while. I pwn noobs. Very hard.