Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Christmas

Christmas is pretty cool. I like to be able to pwn people with all the cool Sheardon that I get for Christmas. I dislike how the Christmas season must be shared with the Jews and their Hanukkah stuff. There are 12 months in a year and they could be lighting their menorahs and spinning their dreidels any other time, but no they have to try and steal some of Jesus's lime light, just like they always do.

Monday, December 7, 2009

School Brunch

The school lunch in this school is a sad excuse for an edible substance. Not only is the taste downright terrible, it tastes like the underleg of an Old Gregg!! Not very appetizing in the least I must say. Plus, the portions are always way to small. It seems like just when I'm really getting into it and I just want more, boom! Its all over. Its a sad, sad for fat kids and skinny kids alike. And yes, even those of us from Ethiopia.

Friday, December 4, 2009

School Improvements

My school needs to be improved a kek of a lot. The school sucks right now in my opinion and it sucks. For one thing, the day starts too early and it causes students to be retardy again and again. It should start at 8: 45 or so. That sounds good. Also, having useless classes that we don't need is stupid. The amount of periods in the school day should only be 6. That would allow the school day to be shorter and give the students less homework. I also think that all books should be cut out. Everything should be converted to a digital form. Have our books be online and be able to type out and turn in our assignments. We need to stop killing trees, godangit! Dang it, Bill shut up. Also, our school mascot must be changed. We will no longer be the Spring Valley High School Timberwolves, but we shall be The Spring Valley High School Old Greggs. We would put fear into all of our enemies. We would pwn the sheardon out of them. Also, we should have an exchange program to Florida for me. That is all. K thx bai. Peace Naga.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Dragon, Dragon Ball

My favorite cartoon show growing up as child was definitely Dragon Ball Z. The intense action of the show that seemed to be never ending was what truly pulled in my young and excitable mind. My favorite character was Goku and I have even found myself yelling for Goku's help in a time of quick and thoughtless danger. My favorite technique of Goku's was his Kamehameha wave. When it is coupled with his Kaioken attack it is quite powerful. Goku could kill anybody in the entire world. He is a bad dude and in one episode he even kicked Uranus. That one was my favorite episode. I think that I am in love with Goku. He is the greatest man I have ever known. No offense to Old Gregg, but I wish that Goku would sweep me off my feet and take me to Kami's place to kill Mr. Popo. He is such a naga. The end