Thanksgiving Break

Over Thanksgiving Break I plan on playing Modern Warfare 2 the entire time. I can sleep when Im dead. Call of Duty cannot wait. I will play it when I get home today. I will also go to my grandma's house to eat some good food. I am a keker. Then I will eat food at my house. It will be good.

Progress

My game is called The Defenders of Swine. It is about a big fat pig who flies around the screen shooting other pigs. Talk about homicide. My partner is a fartbutt so I have to do anything even though I don't go to school, I'm still better than he. Our progress is going well we have the idea all layed out and all we have to do now is make it.

Afking in Afghan

I think that we should just leave out troops in Afghanistan without any real reason similar to the situation in Iraq. Think about it, it would be just like a raid in World of Warcraft in which you go afk during a boss fight. It would be freaking awesome and It would make me lol repeatedly. I loled.

My Team

My team is pretty suckfest. We've got me, an Old Gregg, and we've got a Fartbutt. Not much of a pair, eh? However, it will end up with me doing all the work as it usually does. Haha, I just crapped my pants three times on this fartbutt. I can't wait to see if he can tell. Turns out he did. That Fartbutt.

An aweome toy

My most favoritest toy as a child was my Red Power Ranger doll. That's right, it was a doll, not an action figure. I have many memories of that toy. It freaking pwned to the max in my opinion. That was the first toy that Old Gregg stole from me as payment for him not to rape me. I miss it. It was good.

The Joy of Food

Hello everybody. I greet you warmly on this cold November afternoon. Today, I am here to talk about something called food. Now, food is one of the many great things in this world, and it is one that we need to live. Everybody loves food, or at least some king of it, but some people like food more than other. Look around the room that you are in. Are there any other people in the room other than yourself? If so, look at the size of their bodies. If they are larger then you, they like food more than you. If they are skinnier than you, you like food more than them. That is the rule of food.
My most favorite food would have to be... Artichoke Heart. I love the feeling of ripping the heart out of the artichoke and stuffing it into your mouth while its still beating. It is good. My favorite restaurant is Outback Steakhouse because they are the only restaurant that sells Kangaroo Steak. I am fat because this is an alternate dimension where skinny people are fat.

Teaching are good

My team hopes to teach people. It hopes to teach them about the dangers of a swine flu epidemic. It is a danger that we all need to be aware of and know how to prevent it. Swine flu could kill us all. Even you! Even Old Gregg! What would be the point of the world without an Old Gregg in it? How many hours would the people cry and moan at the death of an Old Gregg? Forever. That's how long. I know because on my old world of Tatooine there used to be an Old Gregg there. He was killed by Obi-Wan Kenobi and now that planet is in ruin. Even Mos Eisley Space Port ceases to be a place of civilization. A jedi, indeed. More like a sith. By the way, I believe that Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are the only two people in all of the Star Wars movies. Correct me if I'm wrong, please.

My Hero

Now, as my loyal followers know, I like to diss on Old Gregg a lot, but in actuality he is my hero. He is really cool and he makes me feel good about myself. He always knows exactly what to say to cheer me up whenever I'm sad. He is really good to me and isn't afraid to show his emotions to me, and he even tells me that he loves me! Something that has been bothering me lately is that he keeps trying to advance things to a level that I'm not ready for. He's always trying to take things to the bedroom and doesn't really listen whenever I tell him no. I usually just have to get up and leave before things get too out of hand. I just hope that soon he will accept the fact that I'm just not ready to have sex. However, he is still the man? of my dreams. He is amazing. Even though he is a convicted rapist and child molestor, he is a good... thing. People don't know the real old gregg like I do. I love him.

Success!

I think that my team succeeded at the paper prototype assignment. We finished it on time and I think that it successfully achieved its purpose. I didn't like that we had to color everything because that isnt that important to the game, but I liked that it got all of our ideas together for the game. I'm old Gregg.