Favorite Television Series

Well, I have written this blog in the past so I have decided to tell you about my second favorite show. My favorite television show is The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That show is so awesome because they are all nigjas and they have their shell phones and everything. They like to eat pizza too which is awesome because it tastes really good. My favorite ninja turtle is the blue one because he is just like me. Everyday I go home and train with my pet rat Splinter so that one day I can be the 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I think I would want to be as black ninja turtle because that would stick out from the other colors. Oh well, I must go now. Goodbye.

Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize?

I have been informed today by the media that our president, Barack Obama, has been given the Nobel Peace Prize. I was a bit confused, even startled by this announcement. Obama has not accomplished much in his first months as president, but I can see why they would give it to him. He has many visions for a peaceful future with Muslim nations and ending the war in Iraq. In fact, since Obama has been in presidency, a 25 nation poll about their opinion of the United States was held and the percentage of countries that favor the United States has increased dramatically. Here's to some of these things coming true, I say.

Progress in leetness

My progress in game design is pretty amazingly pwn. I have just been freaking awesome at it. I think I did a freaking good job on the Playing to Learn, Choosing a Topic, and Mini Game Project. Then again, what don't I pwn at? Oh well, I suppose as soon as I figure out something that I can't pwn at, I will tell you, my loyal readers. Oh and also, I'd pwn her.

Hmm, meh favorite video game...

Well, as I have said in the past that am a prodigy at noob pwning, my favorite game would have to be one that it is very challenging or else I would become bored very quickly. If I was forced to choose one game, as the man is forcing me to do at the moment, I will have to say that my favorite game would have to be Leprechaun The Video Game. It was released in 1982 by Tong Electric and is an acrade game. In it, you are a leprechaun and you have to avoid the mean things that would try to kill you. These things include, but are not limited to: Old Greggs, Sheardons, Doitches, Leprechaun Hunters, and... no nevermind. If I say it I will probably have to delete this entire blog because of it so I won't. The Old Greggs are the most dangerous because if anyone of them even gets a look at your leprechaun, you can be certain that he will chase you for the rest of the entire game, always looking for his opportunity to kidnap/rape you and make it be game over. The Sheardons will wail and cry at you until you finally just punch throught the game screen in your annoyed fury. The Doitches are very dangerous because they float around the screen and shoot you with their snow balls. They dont cause much damage and they have a long reload time so I would say that these are the weakest enemies that you have to worry about. Then the leprechaun hunters. They have a gigantic arsenal of weapons to use to try and end your leprechaun's life forever. These guys can have crossbows, swords, gun, rocks, shrooms, but some have magical herbs that will heal the leprechaun so watch for them and try to get the herb from the hunter. This is probably the hardest game that I have ever played and I can assure you that if you try it out that you will be addicted for life until you beat it. I personally am on the final level and it is extremely difficult. You must input the correct button sequence in a time of about 10 buttons per second and it is never two of the same buttons in a row Then after 2 hours of that it adds in simultaneous button presse which adds a whole new level of difficulty. Then after 12 hours of that you make it to the final boss. The Chricton leprechaun from the youtube video. This is the hardest boss fight in any game ever. You will automatically die if you do not stand in the correct place which changes at random intervals to random places. You can attack when the leprechaun gets tired and you only have a 0.0001 second interval to time the attack just right and the chance to attack only arrives once every 30 minutes. After depeting the leprechaun's health reserves of 1337 hit points, you win the game! Only to find out that you are not a leprechaun at all and just an insane midget. However, that is when the real game begins. You are now playing as the sadistical serial killer midget. However, you can only kill those that need to be killed. That is the way of the leprechaun game and there is no other way to play it. If you play it any other way the man tells you not to be racist and censors your blogs. I know, it used to happen to me. Alright, peace out. I got to go and change my Old Gregg's diaper. Dang it Bill! What did you eat Old Gregg!