My favorite day of pwn

Again, this is an edited blog because they had to censor me and my words of wisdom. Unfortunately, for most of my readers, if you havent checked you blogs lately you missed out on it. Well, my "favorite" holiday is probably St Patrick's Day. I am Irish so I get to be all like, Hey look at all those noobs, who have to wear green, even though in histroy the leprechauns actually wore red. Ingnorant fools.

A Jeanie from a Lamp

The Jeanie

by: Old Gregg

If I could have a lamp that had a freaking genie in it, I would wish for some pretty awexome stuff. I would wish that I knew how to have proper bathroom usage. I'm so tired of struggling in there and not knowing what to do. My next wish would be that Old Gregg was real (I think he is, but whatever) and we would do everything together. And when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. We would even play hackey sack together! Wouldn't that be fun, Gregg? Then, for my third wish... I would wish that I had my very one fish-man. I would call them by a different name, but people seem to believe that that is racism for some strange reason. Then, I could write about this fish-man all that I want and if anybody tried to censor me I would show them my fish-man and they would shut up. Those would be my three wishes I suppose. My Old Gregg would probably be a rapist so that's one wasted wish. At least, the other two are sure to be failproof. Goodbye, Sheardon World.

Another New Era of Pwn

If I could go to any era of time that I wanted to, I would definitely go to a time when the man wouldn't be able to put me down and that my rights guaranteed by the Bill of Rights would not be violated. I would go to a time when my words of wisdom would not be censored because the world is not ready for them and believes that everybody has to be a racist. Then I could type whatever I want on my blog and I would be able to pwn everybody's minds with my incredible intellect. Good Bye.

Health Care

I believe that the healthcare debate and everything about it has gotten out of hand. I do realize that it is a very important subject because of how big of a change it is. I believe that the plan would be good and that I would agree with it, but I do not believe that The United States is ready for such a change. There are many more things that we need to focus on before we start changing the very fundamentals of our healthcare system. We need to be more focused on having out nation survive the dying economy first. That is just my opinion. *Gets up and walks away from computer* *Old Gregg sits down and begins typing* I'm Old Gregg! Do you love me? You must love me exactly as I love you. I'm Old Gregg! I like to drink Bailey's from a shoe. Mmmm, creamy.

Any aminal ever

If I could be any aminal I would probably want to be a Kraken. Being a Kraken would be so awesome because then I could do whatever I wanted to because I would be able to kill anybody who tried to defy me. I would be able to breath underwater too because I is awesome. A kraken is awesome and I would live by the motto: I can sit there and die, or I can get Kraken. Thats why how I know yogurt is a mother cool being a naga is only popsicles ways of being a banana tree in the Malibu's Most Wanted.

What it is that I would like to be

Honestly, I really have not made up my mind as to what I would like to be when I am done with school. I have a few careers in mind, but I am still not entirely sure. One of the jobs I have been considering is something in the medical field. I think that I may become a surgeon or some other kind of specialist. After all, my father is a pediatrician and my sister is in her 3rd year of medical school. I suppose that that is most likely the career path that I will follow, but who knows what could happen in the next few years before I go to college.

Video Game Ideas

I would like to make a video game called John Lennon defense. There is a predetermined path that the enemy has to go through to try and kill John Lennon. However, you have to build up towers and other defense buildings to protect him. IF you make it through all the turns, you get to hear a never before heard John Lennon song that came out in 1987. For the sequel, you have to prevent Paul McCartney from being in that car accident in 1964. And here is that doitchpants named Greggory keeps on trying to disect that which cannot be disected.

Weekend

Over the weekend I pretended to be sick that way I wouldnt have to go to school. Then I actually got sick and I didnt want to go to school because Im just too pwning for school. I like to ride my bicycle and I want to be under the sea in an octopus's garden with you... Intheshade. Lolzers, I am so epiclly leet. I am also really good at singing country. Its very funny actuawwy.

Video Game Character

My favorite video game character would have to be Toad. Because I like how he is a mushroom. Thats really funny. I really like mushrooms. I would say that they are one of my favorite foods. If I could I would only eat mushrooms for the rest of my life no matter what happens to Goku or Old Gregg. Oh well, rest in peace Tupac.

Game

I like to play game. Game make me happy. Game will make you happy too. You will love game as I do. I have a few game ideas. A game like teh old Turok games for N64. Or even just a platformer reminiscent of the old NES/SNES era days. I would even like to make a game like a strategic game. Game is cool. As is someone who likes to think they pwn at games but they dont. Yeah, thats right. I am talking to you.

My 3 day weekbegin

Meh didz plenty of things. It was mostly the epic pwnzorz. Until I got raped during the opening credits of High School Musical 4: I love horses. It was a dumb movie and I was very sore during the film. I was pretteh sick during the weekbegin too. It was the suxorz, just like all them noobs whos faces I pwn with the omgwtfbbq sauces. Then Sunday night I went over to this Mexican's house for some leet fun time. We pwned and lwned the crap outta his N64. It was kind of epic. Then I went home and I do believe that it is time that I told all my loyal viewers something... I will tell you in the words of Johnny Cash. I hurt myself today... to see if I still feel. Teh end.

Pokemans

Pokemans are pretty cool. I like to look at them when I remember that I have no friends. I pretend that they are real and being my friends. I always chose Squirtle as my starter. He was a naga. He was a tortoise and he was the epic pwn of the noobs. His bubble technique is the shizz against Brock, the first gym leader in need of a pwning. He also pwns Charmander. And Bulbasaur and Pikachu because he is just that trucking epic. He is the epic sheardon.