Thursday, April 30, 2009

things better thatn school

i suppose that i would rather be sleeping than here at school i would rather be killing the man or woman who invented stickykeys id rather be watching sheardon try to hump a doorknob id rather even watch a child being given candy than being here at school id rather be in a prison shower than here right now id rather be eating some good outback or steak escape which ever is more readily available mehbe get me some of that there black bread also i would rather be playing world of warcraft than being here

hard on wood

There is no reason to be upset about Wood County Schools BOE I mean if you dont want your kids in that class then they dont have to take it god i hate stickykeys so much they screw up the entire effing computer and now i cant use puctuation correctly see no perios or caps its good for people who want to take it and if you dont then dont it is that simple but still some musim or budhist or someone stupid will make some big deal about it

Irriating and Happymaking

I am happy because it feels pretty good in here compared to meh other classes. Sheardon is a pimp who is making me constanly happy with with money he works to get for meh I THINK THE THING THAT IS MAKING ME PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW IS STICKY KEYS WHICH IS COMPLETEY HOMOSEXUAL AND IT IS VERY STUPID AND IT IS THE REASON WHY I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS ATM BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID @$$ PIECE OF SHEARDON NAMED STICKYKEYS NOW I CANT PUT A PERIOD BECAUSE OF DUMB STUPID STICKYKEYS I WISH IT WOULD BURN IN KEK

Liars or Thieves

Thieves are a pretty cool class and they are usually one of, if not the, quickest classes in games. The evolve into ninjas sometimes so I suppose the ninja class would be considered faster. Still thieves deserve to have their hand cut off. Liars deserve to have their tongues cut off. Good thing we live in America where we can lie all we want, unless it has something to do with business and people's money, etc.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

10,000k

If I somehow won mehself 10 mil I would buy quite a few things. I would pwn mehself with a brand new friggin spankin go gettin goddang car. IT would be able to fly and hover as well. I could drop some bombs from up ther and have morio pwn them with his fireballz. Then I could charge meh lazah and shoot it at all teh scrubs and newbs. Or I could shoot the noobs. Or even the nubs kek. Then I would hire Connah Perry's favorite wrestler to beat him up. That would be funny. Then I would buy all the WoW merchandise I wanted. I would buy meh a couple of new homes and then sell them when the economy gets back on track making mehself a large profit or so it would hope when i cabbage and nappa on the rocket and the nexxt reta men. dThen 40 yrs meh moneh would burn in the fires of hell along with myself for being so matieralistic and whatnot.

I would take the money and buy a farm. And I would just take all the nagas(snake like people) and just put them all on farm. And just live their with me.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Spring Break

During Spring Break I decided I wasn't going to pretend anymore. I saw Dragonball: Evolution. I played World of Warcraft. The new raid came out this week so I couldn't help myself. How could I? The new raid is pretty epic and it seems as if it will take some hardcore haxorz to beat it easily. The raid pwned my guild's behind. It roxorz our boxorz. We only ended up beating the first boss. IT was and epic fight with the guildees and I on mechanical vehicles. I had to be launched onto the boss along with another guild member and take out the turrets to overload the boss to stun him before he got too quick (his speed builds as he moves). It took about 4 or 5 tries but we finally downed that big metal piece of Sheardon.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Reta

I got a reta in my family and it is cool. I hope you agree.

Outta Time

Im outta time so i gotta go to the hood. I mean im getting in my hoodie's hood.

Shoop da Woop

How many many many many may have nothing to do with me when i am not crying and notin the sheardon mood. I dnt know.

Woot Woot Shoot

I got a boat. and a train. In vain. IN vain.

Epic Pwnzers

I am now an Epic Pwnzers of the elite kind. I like to watch nagas steal things. By that I mean the snake like monsters. You shouldn't interepert things wrong because of your innapropriate minds.

Drafting

AutoCAD is the shizzle fo rizzle my crizzle. It will be epic pwnzers when we get to go to 3D which will hopefully be very shortly after Spring Brizeak.

Spring Break

Over spring break I will draft a picture of Smeagol. It will bee like a bumble bee in the hizzee. I am not going to go home after night. I will go not tomorrow but today.

Spring Break

I'm going to do the usual things I do at home. I'm going to play some sheardon, watch some sheardon, and do a lot of pwning of the noobs. It will be the epicz haxorz. Fo rizzle

Monday, April 6, 2009

Old Gregg

I am tired of the man always trying to suppress me and censor my posts and my thoughts and even live tv. All I can say is that the man should think about what it would be like if the man was no longer stereotyped and perhaps the man was a woman. No one would say so not anymore and not ever.

kernel Sandors

KFC is bad and it is bad for you. Much like anti-Obama. HE is a naga. I just have one question for jew? Can you smellaalalalalalaalaalaa what the rock is cookin'?

weekendd

I went to a pants party this weekend. It was pretty cool, but it was cramped and dark. I was scared, and I cried.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Country Song

I was in a car one time and the driver was listening to country music and I was just about to kill myself when a certain song came on. It was nothing special just another gay country song, brokeback mt., until I heard the lyric: "I want to search you for ticks." I almost crapped my pants. Then I realized that all Country music is is just really annoying comedy songs. Like the kind you think are funny for the first few times, then you just shoot the singer.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A Scary Story?

I was in my room, and I was just sitting there like thinking about everything. I asked my mom for a pepsi and she was like," No! are you on drugs?" And I was just like no I just want a pepsi. I just want one pepsi. I went to your schools, I went to your churches and some other stuff. So then Conner came over and we went and pwned some noobs. Hey Boy! C'mere! Srry bout that I was just seein a tyedyetie wearing naga. Oh wait it was conner and he killed me.