Christmas

Christmas is pretty cool. I like to be able to pwn people with all the cool Sheardon that I get for Christmas. I dislike how the Christmas season must be shared with the Jews and their Hanukkah stuff. There are 12 months in a year and they could be lighting their menorahs and spinning their dreidels any other time, but no they have to try and steal some of Jesus's lime light, just like they always do.

School Brunch

The school lunch in this school is a sad excuse for an edible substance. Not only is the taste downright terrible, it tastes like the underleg of an Old Gregg!! Not very appetizing in the least I must say. Plus, the portions are always way to small. It seems like just when I'm really getting into it and I just want more, boom! Its all over. Its a sad, sad for fat kids and skinny kids alike. And yes, even those of us from Ethiopia.

School Improvements

My school needs to be improved a kek of a lot. The school sucks right now in my opinion and it sucks. For one thing, the day starts too early and it causes students to be retardy again and again. It should start at 8: 45 or so. That sounds good. Also, having useless classes that we don't need is stupid. The amount of periods in the school day should only be 6. That would allow the school day to be shorter and give the students less homework. I also think that all books should be cut out. Everything should be converted to a digital form. Have our books be online and be able to type out and turn in our assignments. We need to stop killing trees, godangit! Dang it, Bill shut up. Also, our school mascot must be changed. We will no longer be the Spring Valley High School Timberwolves, but we shall be The Spring Valley High School Old Greggs. We would put fear into all of our enemies. We would pwn the sheardon out of them. Also, we should have an exchange program to Florida for me. That is all. K thx bai. Peace Naga.

Dragon, Dragon Ball

My favorite cartoon show growing up as child was definitely Dragon Ball Z. The intense action of the show that seemed to be never ending was what truly pulled in my young and excitable mind. My favorite character was Goku and I have even found myself yelling for Goku's help in a time of quick and thoughtless danger. My favorite technique of Goku's was his Kamehameha wave. When it is coupled with his Kaioken attack it is quite powerful. Goku could kill anybody in the entire world. He is a bad dude and in one episode he even kicked Uranus. That one was my favorite episode. I think that I am in love with Goku. He is the greatest man I have ever known. No offense to Old Gregg, but I wish that Goku would sweep me off my feet and take me to Kami's place to kill Mr. Popo. He is such a naga. The end

Thanksgiving Break

Over Thanksgiving Break I plan on playing Modern Warfare 2 the entire time. I can sleep when Im dead. Call of Duty cannot wait. I will play it when I get home today. I will also go to my grandma's house to eat some good food. I am a keker. Then I will eat food at my house. It will be good.

Progress

My game is called The Defenders of Swine. It is about a big fat pig who flies around the screen shooting other pigs. Talk about homicide. My partner is a fartbutt so I have to do anything even though I don't go to school, I'm still better than he. Our progress is going well we have the idea all layed out and all we have to do now is make it.

Afking in Afghan

I think that we should just leave out troops in Afghanistan without any real reason similar to the situation in Iraq. Think about it, it would be just like a raid in World of Warcraft in which you go afk during a boss fight. It would be freaking awesome and It would make me lol repeatedly. I loled.

My Team

My team is pretty suckfest. We've got me, an Old Gregg, and we've got a Fartbutt. Not much of a pair, eh? However, it will end up with me doing all the work as it usually does. Haha, I just crapped my pants three times on this fartbutt. I can't wait to see if he can tell. Turns out he did. That Fartbutt.

An aweome toy

My most favoritest toy as a child was my Red Power Ranger doll. That's right, it was a doll, not an action figure. I have many memories of that toy. It freaking pwned to the max in my opinion. That was the first toy that Old Gregg stole from me as payment for him not to rape me. I miss it. It was good.

The Joy of Food

Hello everybody. I greet you warmly on this cold November afternoon. Today, I am here to talk about something called food. Now, food is one of the many great things in this world, and it is one that we need to live. Everybody loves food, or at least some king of it, but some people like food more than other. Look around the room that you are in. Are there any other people in the room other than yourself? If so, look at the size of their bodies. If they are larger then you, they like food more than you. If they are skinnier than you, you like food more than them. That is the rule of food.
My most favorite food would have to be... Artichoke Heart. I love the feeling of ripping the heart out of the artichoke and stuffing it into your mouth while its still beating. It is good. My favorite restaurant is Outback Steakhouse because they are the only restaurant that sells Kangaroo Steak. I am fat because this is an alternate dimension where skinny people are fat.

Teaching are good

My team hopes to teach people. It hopes to teach them about the dangers of a swine flu epidemic. It is a danger that we all need to be aware of and know how to prevent it. Swine flu could kill us all. Even you! Even Old Gregg! What would be the point of the world without an Old Gregg in it? How many hours would the people cry and moan at the death of an Old Gregg? Forever. That's how long. I know because on my old world of Tatooine there used to be an Old Gregg there. He was killed by Obi-Wan Kenobi and now that planet is in ruin. Even Mos Eisley Space Port ceases to be a place of civilization. A jedi, indeed. More like a sith. By the way, I believe that Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are the only two people in all of the Star Wars movies. Correct me if I'm wrong, please.

My Hero

Now, as my loyal followers know, I like to diss on Old Gregg a lot, but in actuality he is my hero. He is really cool and he makes me feel good about myself. He always knows exactly what to say to cheer me up whenever I'm sad. He is really good to me and isn't afraid to show his emotions to me, and he even tells me that he loves me! Something that has been bothering me lately is that he keeps trying to advance things to a level that I'm not ready for. He's always trying to take things to the bedroom and doesn't really listen whenever I tell him no. I usually just have to get up and leave before things get too out of hand. I just hope that soon he will accept the fact that I'm just not ready to have sex. However, he is still the man? of my dreams. He is amazing. Even though he is a convicted rapist and child molestor, he is a good... thing. People don't know the real old gregg like I do. I love him.

Success!

I think that my team succeeded at the paper prototype assignment. We finished it on time and I think that it successfully achieved its purpose. I didn't like that we had to color everything because that isnt that important to the game, but I liked that it got all of our ideas together for the game. I'm old Gregg.

Favorite Television Series

Well, I have written this blog in the past so I have decided to tell you about my second favorite show. My favorite television show is The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That show is so awesome because they are all nigjas and they have their shell phones and everything. They like to eat pizza too which is awesome because it tastes really good. My favorite ninja turtle is the blue one because he is just like me. Everyday I go home and train with my pet rat Splinter so that one day I can be the 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I think I would want to be as black ninja turtle because that would stick out from the other colors. Oh well, I must go now. Goodbye.

Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize?

I have been informed today by the media that our president, Barack Obama, has been given the Nobel Peace Prize. I was a bit confused, even startled by this announcement. Obama has not accomplished much in his first months as president, but I can see why they would give it to him. He has many visions for a peaceful future with Muslim nations and ending the war in Iraq. In fact, since Obama has been in presidency, a 25 nation poll about their opinion of the United States was held and the percentage of countries that favor the United States has increased dramatically. Here's to some of these things coming true, I say.

Progress in leetness

My progress in game design is pretty amazingly pwn. I have just been freaking awesome at it. I think I did a freaking good job on the Playing to Learn, Choosing a Topic, and Mini Game Project. Then again, what don't I pwn at? Oh well, I suppose as soon as I figure out something that I can't pwn at, I will tell you, my loyal readers. Oh and also, I'd pwn her.

Hmm, meh favorite video game...

Well, as I have said in the past that am a prodigy at noob pwning, my favorite game would have to be one that it is very challenging or else I would become bored very quickly. If I was forced to choose one game, as the man is forcing me to do at the moment, I will have to say that my favorite game would have to be Leprechaun The Video Game. It was released in 1982 by Tong Electric and is an acrade game. In it, you are a leprechaun and you have to avoid the mean things that would try to kill you. These things include, but are not limited to: Old Greggs, Sheardons, Doitches, Leprechaun Hunters, and... no nevermind. If I say it I will probably have to delete this entire blog because of it so I won't. The Old Greggs are the most dangerous because if anyone of them even gets a look at your leprechaun, you can be certain that he will chase you for the rest of the entire game, always looking for his opportunity to kidnap/rape you and make it be game over. The Sheardons will wail and cry at you until you finally just punch throught the game screen in your annoyed fury. The Doitches are very dangerous because they float around the screen and shoot you with their snow balls. They dont cause much damage and they have a long reload time so I would say that these are the weakest enemies that you have to worry about. Then the leprechaun hunters. They have a gigantic arsenal of weapons to use to try and end your leprechaun's life forever. These guys can have crossbows, swords, gun, rocks, shrooms, but some have magical herbs that will heal the leprechaun so watch for them and try to get the herb from the hunter. This is probably the hardest game that I have ever played and I can assure you that if you try it out that you will be addicted for life until you beat it. I personally am on the final level and it is extremely difficult. You must input the correct button sequence in a time of about 10 buttons per second and it is never two of the same buttons in a row Then after 2 hours of that it adds in simultaneous button presse which adds a whole new level of difficulty. Then after 12 hours of that you make it to the final boss. The Chricton leprechaun from the youtube video. This is the hardest boss fight in any game ever. You will automatically die if you do not stand in the correct place which changes at random intervals to random places. You can attack when the leprechaun gets tired and you only have a 0.0001 second interval to time the attack just right and the chance to attack only arrives once every 30 minutes. After depeting the leprechaun's health reserves of 1337 hit points, you win the game! Only to find out that you are not a leprechaun at all and just an insane midget. However, that is when the real game begins. You are now playing as the sadistical serial killer midget. However, you can only kill those that need to be killed. That is the way of the leprechaun game and there is no other way to play it. If you play it any other way the man tells you not to be racist and censors your blogs. I know, it used to happen to me. Alright, peace out. I got to go and change my Old Gregg's diaper. Dang it Bill! What did you eat Old Gregg!

My favorite day of pwn

Again, this is an edited blog because they had to censor me and my words of wisdom. Unfortunately, for most of my readers, if you havent checked you blogs lately you missed out on it. Well, my "favorite" holiday is probably St Patrick's Day. I am Irish so I get to be all like, Hey look at all those noobs, who have to wear green, even though in histroy the leprechauns actually wore red. Ingnorant fools.

A Jeanie from a Lamp

The Jeanie

by: Old Gregg

If I could have a lamp that had a freaking genie in it, I would wish for some pretty awexome stuff. I would wish that I knew how to have proper bathroom usage. I'm so tired of struggling in there and not knowing what to do. My next wish would be that Old Gregg was real (I think he is, but whatever) and we would do everything together. And when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. We would even play hackey sack together! Wouldn't that be fun, Gregg? Then, for my third wish... I would wish that I had my very one fish-man. I would call them by a different name, but people seem to believe that that is racism for some strange reason. Then, I could write about this fish-man all that I want and if anybody tried to censor me I would show them my fish-man and they would shut up. Those would be my three wishes I suppose. My Old Gregg would probably be a rapist so that's one wasted wish. At least, the other two are sure to be failproof. Goodbye, Sheardon World.

Another New Era of Pwn

If I could go to any era of time that I wanted to, I would definitely go to a time when the man wouldn't be able to put me down and that my rights guaranteed by the Bill of Rights would not be violated. I would go to a time when my words of wisdom would not be censored because the world is not ready for them and believes that everybody has to be a racist. Then I could type whatever I want on my blog and I would be able to pwn everybody's minds with my incredible intellect. Good Bye.

Health Care

I believe that the healthcare debate and everything about it has gotten out of hand. I do realize that it is a very important subject because of how big of a change it is. I believe that the plan would be good and that I would agree with it, but I do not believe that The United States is ready for such a change. There are many more things that we need to focus on before we start changing the very fundamentals of our healthcare system. We need to be more focused on having out nation survive the dying economy first. That is just my opinion. *Gets up and walks away from computer* *Old Gregg sits down and begins typing* I'm Old Gregg! Do you love me? You must love me exactly as I love you. I'm Old Gregg! I like to drink Bailey's from a shoe. Mmmm, creamy.

Any aminal ever

If I could be any aminal I would probably want to be a Kraken. Being a Kraken would be so awesome because then I could do whatever I wanted to because I would be able to kill anybody who tried to defy me. I would be able to breath underwater too because I is awesome. A kraken is awesome and I would live by the motto: I can sit there and die, or I can get Kraken. Thats why how I know yogurt is a mother cool being a naga is only popsicles ways of being a banana tree in the Malibu's Most Wanted.

What it is that I would like to be

Honestly, I really have not made up my mind as to what I would like to be when I am done with school. I have a few careers in mind, but I am still not entirely sure. One of the jobs I have been considering is something in the medical field. I think that I may become a surgeon or some other kind of specialist. After all, my father is a pediatrician and my sister is in her 3rd year of medical school. I suppose that that is most likely the career path that I will follow, but who knows what could happen in the next few years before I go to college.

Video Game Ideas

I would like to make a video game called John Lennon defense. There is a predetermined path that the enemy has to go through to try and kill John Lennon. However, you have to build up towers and other defense buildings to protect him. IF you make it through all the turns, you get to hear a never before heard John Lennon song that came out in 1987. For the sequel, you have to prevent Paul McCartney from being in that car accident in 1964. And here is that doitchpants named Greggory keeps on trying to disect that which cannot be disected.

Weekend

Over the weekend I pretended to be sick that way I wouldnt have to go to school. Then I actually got sick and I didnt want to go to school because Im just too pwning for school. I like to ride my bicycle and I want to be under the sea in an octopus's garden with you... Intheshade. Lolzers, I am so epiclly leet. I am also really good at singing country. Its very funny actuawwy.

Video Game Character

My favorite video game character would have to be Toad. Because I like how he is a mushroom. Thats really funny. I really like mushrooms. I would say that they are one of my favorite foods. If I could I would only eat mushrooms for the rest of my life no matter what happens to Goku or Old Gregg. Oh well, rest in peace Tupac.

Game

I like to play game. Game make me happy. Game will make you happy too. You will love game as I do. I have a few game ideas. A game like teh old Turok games for N64. Or even just a platformer reminiscent of the old NES/SNES era days. I would even like to make a game like a strategic game. Game is cool. As is someone who likes to think they pwn at games but they dont. Yeah, thats right. I am talking to you.

My 3 day weekbegin

Meh didz plenty of things. It was mostly the epic pwnzorz. Until I got raped during the opening credits of High School Musical 4: I love horses. It was a dumb movie and I was very sore during the film. I was pretteh sick during the weekbegin too. It was the suxorz, just like all them noobs whos faces I pwn with the omgwtfbbq sauces. Then Sunday night I went over to this Mexican's house for some leet fun time. We pwned and lwned the crap outta his N64. It was kind of epic. Then I went home and I do believe that it is time that I told all my loyal viewers something... I will tell you in the words of Johnny Cash. I hurt myself today... to see if I still feel. Teh end.

Pokemans

Pokemans are pretty cool. I like to look at them when I remember that I have no friends. I pretend that they are real and being my friends. I always chose Squirtle as my starter. He was a naga. He was a tortoise and he was the epic pwn of the noobs. His bubble technique is the shizz against Brock, the first gym leader in need of a pwning. He also pwns Charmander. And Bulbasaur and Pikachu because he is just that trucking epic. He is the epic sheardon.

Kek

The work kek is quite the word. It can mean whatever you want it to mean. Its really cool and fun to say especially to a girl if you know what I mean. Kek. Sometimes its hard to pwn as much as me but I manage to do it on a daily basis. I like to say kek quite a bit. I also like to hear people say kek. It is quite exciting. Rofl, I am so frakin tired right nao. I need to get some sleep or my night job could get a bit tiring. I work the corner between Kek rd. and Pwn Ave. Its a pretty good spot. I usually get about 3 or 4 customers a night. I am such a freakin pooner it is not even funny in the least. Okay, I think I will go and eat some food because I am so freaking hungry that I could eat at Arby's.

This Summer

Summer is pretty epic and pwn. Especially this last one because I found out many things about myself, religion, and cookies. To begin with, Right after school ended, I went and died of Whooping Cough. Luckily though my respawn time was tuned just right so I was alive in time to go to The Grand Canyon (or GC as it likes to be called). So the GC was pretty 1337 and breathtaking. I even hiked into it with a 60 yr old man! I had to carry him back up, but cents Im awesome it was easy. So after that I went to the beachorz. It was hot, sandy, salty, and totally gnarly dude! I was the coolest dude on the beach. ( All statistics and data obtained from SheardonQuit Inc.) So the beach was cool and I think I got a bingo once, Idk though. Then I went up to New York and partied at a Christian Camp which apparantly they frown upon. The first week I worked and was a good little naga. I dont remember the second week all too way. I was drunk I think? Maybe drugged. IDK. Then the third week I was the leet staff member and did the work that the asian was supposed to do but he went back to Asia so me did his work. Then the fourth week, my infatuation with a certain girl developed tenfold and I did a little bit of Jesse Right on that rock too. Ouch! So then I went home to nasty, boring WV and died again. This time a car hit me and I died from loss of head. And now Ive been partying up with nagas of all shapes and size and color. Then I wrote this blog. And then I died again.

A little story...

Well, Summer is almost over and school will begin soon so I decided to give you readers a little taste of what is to come this season on
"OLD GREGGS PAD."

One day while working out in the slave fields where all the women work on the planet Aerth, a girl decided that she was done being a slave. "I'm tired of working on these fields. Everybody is so rude and they always have those RUDE orders." That girl's name was Bon Que Que. She had always been a rebel growing up and never wanted to do anything unless "D'Wad" asked her to. After many months of working and complaining, Bon Q. Q. met a little man named Sheardon. Now, Sheardon was no ordinary man. He was a magical pixie, and a serial killer. He wanted to kill Bon Q. Q.! Luckily, as Sheardon was about to kill her with a packet of sugar, Old Gregg came and decided to brutally rape Sheardon. Then Bon Q. Q. shot them both in the head with a single set of dice. Just then, a red haired male came and grabbed Bon Q. Q. and ran into the darkness. Then the red haired man tripped and broke his leg so Bon Q. Q. left him to die there. Suddenly it was daylight and a group of bigfeet came and accepted Bon Q. Q. into there clan. She lived with them for a few years and grew fond of their company. Then one day she saw that she could sell bigfeet fur for quite the profit. That night, she killed all the bigfeet in there sleep and sold all the fur to a greedy merchant. Now Bon Q. Q. was rich and went to live in a big mansion and was married to D'Wad and lived happily ever after... That is until her half bigfoot son came home after school...

The End?

Hiatus

I am taking a two month hiatus from blogging. I am very sorry to all the people who need this in their lives just to get through the week. I may post on occasion, but nothing will be scheduled, but I may end up making a blog or 2 over the summer. I will miss all meh senior friends. I will miss Reed's class, and even kind of a bit of school. But, I will return in the fall, and then the next year. So Peace out mah nagas!

Mr. Mister

Mr. Mister is the sidekick to The Drizzle, A superhero who has power over the rain to stop villians from doing crime. He is now bigger than Superman and Spiderman and Batman all combined. He is cool.

Drafting

Drafting is fun and challenging at the same time and it sucks doitch while being doitch all at the same time. It is hard to explain i supposed. Oh well, I guess now that I am not done being this blog is not dirty it is clean.

Doitch Pants

Doitch pants don't fit very well. They are also do itch very badly. They make my doitch really itchy and hard. I reckon that doitch pants are meant for people who have no doitch or they pea their pants. I like to use Caulk.

You know that razor blade wish it was not this way. I'm either in your arms or I'm at your feet. You'd prolly pick it up and mess around with it if I put it down it gets extremely complicated. You wont say it now but in your heart its loud. Oh no your feelings are more important than yours. Of Course!

Dirteh

Dirteh needs to realize that life sucks and that suicide can be an easy way out of it. BUt that doesn't neccessarily mean that he has to. But he should. IT would be an epic 1337 way to go. But i dont think that he has the guts to do it.

Meh

Reed is now addicted to World of Warcrack. I feel bad because I feel as though Hughart and I may be a little responsible. He always made fun of Hughart and I and he kept on making fun of me for playing and now he does. He plays more than I do! Talk about no life. Reed needs to start getting outside and playing in the world.

doitch?

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WestTest

The westest is not fun. And it sucks to do. I dont believe that standardized tests prove anything. It is very dumb. It is only doing little boys and girls. I dont think that is right. I swear that I wish that we took an Unreal Tournament Test. Most kills is the epic 1337./ Well ive got to go pwn some nagas at Unreal including Bledsoe Reed Colvin And Seitz.

Sheardon Crit

I reckon that Snoctre skipped school today. he is over at Mcsqueak's house atm. He is a stupid noob. He is also morbidly obese, especially for a Night Elf. I have a very long stick going from my hip to the floor right now. IT is wooden. It looks like it is about 1 yard long. Talk about epic pwn. I t is really weird cause I feel like crying but I'm not sad. Also, my eyes are completely dry. Oh well, The first chapter of the Night Elf campaign in Warcraft III the Frozen Throne is called Rise of the Nagas. See I'm not racist you are.

banned

I suggest not letting anyone into our country. Our country is already crowded enough as it is. We should let all the other countries deal with overpopulated regions, and not let them come into our country and take our land. Who cares if we Caucasians did the exact same thing to the Native Americans. We had the technology to take their land. Mexico/Canada/other countries don't have the technology to come in here and take our land from us. Then we would all be happy and we could stop forcing our children to learn fake languages that make little to no sense, such as the Mexican language or Asian language. If 0ur children learned Canadian I'd probably have to kill them.

Albeh teh Racisteh dragoneh

Albi was a racist dagron who killed many minorities. Especially those from Albania. He burned a boy. Boy killed him with his 9mm. guess what race he was =).


Correct. he was Caucasian.

Pedophiles vs. Veterans

I think that pedophiles being victims of hate crimes makes sense. If gay people get to be under it, then pedophiles should be as well. If homosexual people say that they can't change the things they are attracted in, how can we expect pedophiles to go and do just that? I think pedophiles get a lot of Sheardon they don't deserve. I do realize that raping or sexually offending any child is immoral, and could scar the child forever, but I do believe that pedophiles have very confused minds and know that it is wrong, but they can't control their urges. As for the veterans not getting under the hate crimes law, I feel that they should be put under it. I don't really hear too much about veterans being the victims of hate crimes, but it still makes no difference. Veterans should have a better than hate crime law. If they take homosexuals out, then pedophiles shouldn't be in.

BTW: I am not a pedophile, homosexual, or veteran. I simply agree with some views that would be associated with democrats.

Signifigance of Change

If meh could make uh significant change to teh worldz, I would make all the food and water fir erveryboody hoo needs teh foodz wil buh not hugnry r thirty n e mor. Ten al teh peeple wil b abl 2 liv n da wrld an nt hav 2 di. Da peeple wood knead moni nao nstead uf fod n watr. Then I could concentrate on my spelling instead of worrying about those poor children in the mythical continent of Africa. Then people could concentrate on proving that Global Warming is fake. Then when they can't find proof, people will finally believe in the obvious existance of Global Warming.

Drinking Age

I think that peeps shourd onry be abre to drink if they are over 18. I berieve that having the age at 21 which everysheardon breaks when they are pressured by their homies. So why not just make it irregar because they don't even rearry punish peeps for breaking teh raw. So if Sheardon wants to drink ret sheardon drink.

Weekend again

This weekend I plan on doing some major raiding on my World of Warcraft character, Kome. This is sometimes pronounced like comb and sometime pronounced like koe-may which is what I meant it to be on the day of his creation. But now I really don't care. So I will also go to a Franz-Ferdinand concert. There best song has to be take me out, but there are a few other good ones. There's the one in the Iphone/Ipod Touch commercial about girls not knowing how they make boys feel. That one is pretty cool I suppose. Kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek

things better thatn school

i suppose that i would rather be sleeping than here at school i would rather be killing the man or woman who invented stickykeys id rather be watching sheardon try to hump a doorknob id rather even watch a child being given candy than being here at school id rather be in a prison shower than here right now id rather be eating some good outback or steak escape which ever is more readily available mehbe get me some of that there black bread also i would rather be playing world of warcraft than being here

hard on wood

There is no reason to be upset about Wood County Schools BOE I mean if you dont want your kids in that class then they dont have to take it god i hate stickykeys so much they screw up the entire effing computer and now i cant use puctuation correctly see no perios or caps its good for people who want to take it and if you dont then dont it is that simple but still some musim or budhist or someone stupid will make some big deal about it

Irriating and Happymaking

I am happy because it feels pretty good in here compared to meh other classes. Sheardon is a pimp who is making me constanly happy with with money he works to get for meh I THINK THE THING THAT IS MAKING ME PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW IS STICKY KEYS WHICH IS COMPLETEY HOMOSEXUAL AND IT IS VERY STUPID AND IT IS THE REASON WHY I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS ATM BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID @$$ PIECE OF SHEARDON NAMED STICKYKEYS NOW I CANT PUT A PERIOD BECAUSE OF DUMB STUPID STICKYKEYS I WISH IT WOULD BURN IN KEK

Liars or Thieves

Thieves are a pretty cool class and they are usually one of, if not the, quickest classes in games. The evolve into ninjas sometimes so I suppose the ninja class would be considered faster. Still thieves deserve to have their hand cut off. Liars deserve to have their tongues cut off. Good thing we live in America where we can lie all we want, unless it has something to do with business and people's money, etc.

10,000k

If I somehow won mehself 10 mil I would buy quite a few things. I would pwn mehself with a brand new friggin spankin go gettin goddang car. IT would be able to fly and hover as well. I could drop some bombs from up ther and have morio pwn them with his fireballz. Then I could charge meh lazah and shoot it at all teh scrubs and newbs. Or I could shoot the noobs. Or even the nubs kek. Then I would hire Connah Perry's favorite wrestler to beat him up. That would be funny. Then I would buy all the WoW merchandise I wanted. I would buy meh a couple of new homes and then sell them when the economy gets back on track making mehself a large profit or so it would hope when i cabbage and nappa on the rocket and the nexxt reta men. dThen 40 yrs meh moneh would burn in the fires of hell along with myself for being so matieralistic and whatnot.

I would take the money and buy a farm. And I would just take all the nagas(snake like people) and just put them all on farm. And just live their with me.

Spring Break

During Spring Break I decided I wasn't going to pretend anymore. I saw Dragonball: Evolution. I played World of Warcraft. The new raid came out this week so I couldn't help myself. How could I? The new raid is pretty epic and it seems as if it will take some hardcore haxorz to beat it easily. The raid pwned my guild's behind. It roxorz our boxorz. We only ended up beating the first boss. IT was and epic fight with the guildees and I on mechanical vehicles. I had to be launched onto the boss along with another guild member and take out the turrets to overload the boss to stun him before he got too quick (his speed builds as he moves). It took about 4 or 5 tries but we finally downed that big metal piece of Sheardon.

Reta

I got a reta in my family and it is cool. I hope you agree.

Outta Time

Im outta time so i gotta go to the hood. I mean im getting in my hoodie's hood.

Shoop da Woop

How many many many many may have nothing to do with me when i am not crying and notin the sheardon mood. I dnt know.

Woot Woot Shoot

I got a boat. and a train. In vain. IN vain.

Epic Pwnzers

I am now an Epic Pwnzers of the elite kind. I like to watch nagas steal things. By that I mean the snake like monsters. You shouldn't interepert things wrong because of your innapropriate minds.

Drafting

AutoCAD is the shizzle fo rizzle my crizzle. It will be epic pwnzers when we get to go to 3D which will hopefully be very shortly after Spring Brizeak.

Spring Break

Over spring break I will draft a picture of Smeagol. It will bee like a bumble bee in the hizzee. I am not going to go home after night. I will go not tomorrow but today.

Spring Break

I'm going to do the usual things I do at home. I'm going to play some sheardon, watch some sheardon, and do a lot of pwning of the noobs. It will be the epicz haxorz. Fo rizzle

Old Gregg

I am tired of the man always trying to suppress me and censor my posts and my thoughts and even live tv. All I can say is that the man should think about what it would be like if the man was no longer stereotyped and perhaps the man was a woman. No one would say so not anymore and not ever.

kernel Sandors

KFC is bad and it is bad for you. Much like anti-Obama. HE is a naga. I just have one question for jew? Can you smellaalalalalalaalaalaa what the rock is cookin'?

weekendd

I went to a pants party this weekend. It was pretty cool, but it was cramped and dark. I was scared, and I cried.

Country Song

I was in a car one time and the driver was listening to country music and I was just about to kill myself when a certain song came on. It was nothing special just another gay country song, brokeback mt., until I heard the lyric: "I want to search you for ticks." I almost crapped my pants. Then I realized that all Country music is is just really annoying comedy songs. Like the kind you think are funny for the first few times, then you just shoot the singer.

A Scary Story?

I was in my room, and I was just sitting there like thinking about everything. I asked my mom for a pepsi and she was like," No! are you on drugs?" And I was just like no I just want a pepsi. I just want one pepsi. I went to your schools, I went to your churches and some other stuff. So then Conner came over and we went and pwned some noobs. Hey Boy! C'mere! Srry bout that I was just seein a tyedyetie wearing naga. Oh wait it was conner and he killed me.

Hey Boy!

Sometimes after school, my friend Alex Milam will go and make a clapping like noise in the stall of the cafeteria bathroom. He will bang on the stall wall next to him while grunting as if in pleasure. It is quite the spectacle. In face, one time He and two others went in and all of them grunted and Alex bent his head out of the stall and was bouncing around as if someone was raping him or something. Pretty funyy.

Naga Plox

I went to a wedding at the Keith Albey this Saturday. It was pretty cool to go back to the place where I got to watch movies during the midnight showing, and get popcorn for 25 cents and get free drinks. I could also sit in the baloney at every movie. It was the total epic pwness. But then some Fother Mucker came and made some gay new movie theater at Pullman Square and ruined my childhood. I hate the naga who made that peice of Sheardon and what him to TyeDie. I will get Conner to do it some day.

LRN2Play

I am currently playing many flash games and the like in order 2 better understand the codings and stuff like that. In a way I am lrn2play, but it is still fun and educational all teh same my naga.

Game Progressivenessness

The game progress for KAAAAHHHNNNN: The TYE DYE warrior, is going slowly, yet smoothly. I am getting the coding done and most of the physics are there, but I need to code enemies and things to be collected still. I am having a bit of trouble discovering how to make a good attack sequence and put it into the game. Hopefully, I will discover something swoon.

Weekenduuuurrrrrr!!!!!!!

During the weekend, I had a tennis match that got rained out shortly b4 my match. So I got to go home and do nothing. But before that I got a harecut. So, I've been pwning for the past 2 days. and now it is time for meh to dine in grell.

Game Progress

I have hit a few snags in my game designing process. I can scroll the background and make the sprite jump. But I am unsure as to how I am to go about making platforms for my character to jump on and kill nagas on.

jesuit

I'm not sure what jesuit is or what it means, but it sounds familiar. It was a fun weekend. I had tennis practice and pwned some nubs. I took it easy played some WoW and pwned everyone there. And just plain took it easy.

centripical force

Isnt that a weird word. I am going to do bad on the test in here tomorrow most likely. hopefully it will be something to lol about but maybeh not. Im gonna sit on meh butt.

Summer

Over teh summer me plans to go to New York and do some sheardon up there. Then I will have play some good old fashioned mmorpg to the max it will be the pwningest in teh entire worldsness.

drafting study guide

I dont know how we are supposed to know the things on our test but I guess I will remember them but I have a feeling I won't get too good of a grade. It will be hard.

bears

It is good to not have women in newsrooms because they attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation. I once heard that Chris Farley was supposed to play Shrek in the Shrek movies. That makes me wonder if David Spade would have played Donkey. It would make sense. I can definitely see David Spade being donkey that would have been cool.

I'm not a big boy

I myself am pretty cool and did not know how to me and tree for stuff is pretty not and i no that for a while gut me for sho mo no cause monkeys not no me like me no fartbutts. Besides that i know me is not for all but me is pretty goddang good and not a sheardon like tree yogurt bush man iraq gun fire more nothing. bye good.

fungus amongus

I think there might be a fungus amongus. Somebody is not a machine. They are a terminator. I wish i was arnold schwarzeneggar. I am also making an off project about some kind of gun shooting some kind of things

C'Mere Boi!

I am making a game about Conner. A ginger who has red hair. He can beat me up, so I have to be very cautious about how I go about making fun of him. He is like a red-haired big foot. I will make fun of him in the game though. He is a kid who has to hide from his parents or else they make him go to school. he has to collect quarters so he can buy WoW every month. It will be fun.

monster

I recently downloaded the 14-day trial for Final Fantasy XI. It is pretty fun and it is much more orientated toward the rpg end than towards more action like WoW. I'm not sure if it is able to replace WoW yet. I need much more information.

machadanyu

I discovered a new song over the weekend. It is called Machadanyu. It is very cool and you should definitely check it out at your local youtube. I guarantee you will you enjoy it or you at the wrong blog.

Action Game

I am currently making my action game. I am not too certain about the plot yet, but the game will most likely be a platformer. It is still early in developement though so nothing is certain. I have learned the basics of coding, but will still require reed's help on a few things. I already have the main sprite being movable with the arrow keys. I hope to get jumping in today.

Power to the Point Presentation

We did some presentation for our games. My was the uber pwn. And most of the other groups were okay. However, some were below par. But the ones i saw 2 days ago were all pretty good, past meh expectations. Roo to the rah.

Fundamentals of Drafting

I'm Old Gregg! Hey there. How you doin'? I will now privilege all of you with a new story I have been writing. I am trying to get it published.

Cookie Monster's Last Cookie
By: Old Gregg

It was a day like any other in the world of Sesame Street. Big Bird was being a fat avian creature, Oscar was in his can being mad, Grover was doing whatever the heck Grover does, Elmo was in his own world (where he goes after he has his "tickle rocks"), Bert and Ernie were bein stupid and nagas, The Count was counting all of his victims. Everything seemed in order expect for one thing. Cookie Monster was being strangely quiet. He wasn't even eating any cookies! I, Kermit, asked him what was wrong. He said, "Me has got me cookie in my fur, it is blue make me pur." I didn't understand. I said,"What the heck is wrong with you Cookie Monster?" He said, "Me got no Cookie! Me hungry! Me eat you!" with that he lunged at me and I dodged but barely. He ran outside and I heard Grover scream. I ran outside to see Grover being teared limb from limb as cookie monster devoured him alive. "Help me, Kermit!" he yelled. All I could do is run. And I ran. I went to Bert and Ernie's. They were kind enough to let me. I relaxed and had some tea. Then the doorbell rang. Bert went to go and answer the door. I heard him say, "Hello Cookie Monster what's u......Ahaahahaahahaha!!!!!" He was gone. Ernie chased after him swearing and cursing. I grabbed a pistol and followed.
We went to round up the town and save whoever we could. We saw the remains of many of Sesame Street's residents. Elmo was dead. Big Bird, Oscar, and the Count were all we could find. We all armed ourselves and went to kill the Big Blue Beast. We found him finishing off a meal and I called to him, "Hey ,Anus Flare, I gotta a cookie for you here!" as I cocked my shotgun. He came running on all fours and I shot him repeatedly...but to no avail! He grabbed at me but i dodged, He had Ernie! "I'm coming for you Bert!" he said as he cookie monster grabbed him and bit his head off. The he went to Oscar. Oscar dodged his punch and threw a tin can at him. "Darn, that usually works," Oscar said as C-monsta grabbed him and threw him a mile. He lunged at Big bird and he was scared. he killed the BB. It was just me and the count. The count flew at him and bit him in the neck. C-Monsta took his 9mm out and pwned the crap out of him. It was just me and C-monsta now. I stuck my tongue at him and killed him. Every1 was avenged. I went home and beat Ms. Piggy because the roast was overcooked. Then I killed all the muppets and am still at large today.


please give any constructive criticism that you want.

KEK

Over the weekend i went to Winterplace and went snowboarding. It was pretty pwn and i had nucho grande fun time. It didnt hurt when i fell (never cause im awesome) but it was still pretty sweat. It was kinda hard gettin on and off of da lift. But it was still pwn to da max. It was da bomb. I thought i saw sheardon so i pushed him and he rolled all the way down the mountain as skiers and snowboarders alike crashed into him. I loled. I almost rofled. I also got an epic gun called a Nerubian Destroyer. That was pretty god dang awesome. Now i just have to get my gun skill up to 400.

Roorah

During the week we got off school I did many things. The best part was on Tuesday night when Sheardon was over at my house. I was just hitting him in the head with The Great Wall of China when the power went out. I decided to take Sheardon and leave, but then I got a phone call. It was Da-Lep-Re-Con. He was still alive! he said that he was here for his revenge. I told him he could kill Sheardon, but not me. He said, "Hey mmmm Boy! C'MERE BOI! DADDY'S GONNA STUFF YOUR STOCKING1!!111!!11!1ONE1!1111!. I was very scared. I heard some movement in the basement and told Sheardon to go check it out. After a few min. He came back and was frightened and kept saying stuff like "He GONE!" or "He flew into da air!" He was scared. I puched his butt off and then we went to kill the leprechaun. I saw him outside and started to beat him up with my pet Arnold Schwarzenegger when i heard a voice behind me. It was my mortal enemy.................................................FARTBUTT! I yelled as a turned around. Immediately he charged me and tried to Anal Rend me but he was too low a lvl so I turned around disengaged, concussive shotted him, then serpent stung him, then chimera shot him, then arcane shot him, then aimed shot him, then i concussive shotted him again and then i poondawged him all over the sheardon until I was once again a piece of keks mix.

Eggnoggin

I like eggnog it is good and it is healthy for you and it tastes good. It is also good fo you ?I think.

Smeagol likes it and thats good enought for me. It is the equilvalent of alchohol to a child.