I Rock in Iraq

Should we take troops out of Iraq? It is not an easy thing to talk about. However, as Americans it is our responsiblilty to... Sheardon Quit I'm trying to writ my blog. I don't care if if you fell in the Trash Compactor you'll be fine. Sorry about that. My stupid pet Sheardon. He equal dumb.
Anyways, back to Iraq. I think we should pull all our troops out and send in Cookie Monster, Old Gregg, and Smeagol. Old Gregg could distract the Muslims with his feminine charm. Then Cookie Monster could give them all poison cookies. Then when they were all sick, Smeagol would come and literally beat the crap out of them and then put on the ring and go invicible and kick all their oil wells off of them. Wouldnt it be cool if Old Gregg found, raped, and then killed Osama?

Church+State=Bad

I think that church and state should be seperated because people have the right to practice whatever religion they want. It may seem good if everyone shared the same religion, however, not every body does. Say you were a muslim, but had to follow a Christian law. It wouldn't seem fair, which would lead to war and fighting and what not. That's why Sheardon won't quit because he is a smeagol who dont kno how to Cookie Monster a Happy Gilmore fish.

Outsourcing

I think that outsourcing is bad because a lot of people have no idea what it is, including myself. With this huge ordeal threating our country, I think more people should know what it is. That problem is much bigger than outsourcing. SImply the fact that knot knowing about outsourcing is now considered to be more important than outsourcing itself, just shows you how meager this problem, whatever it is, must be.

Cookie?

As most of my avid readers know, I am an avid fan of the $C-Monsta!$ He is cool hip and like cookies. As much as I love cookie monster I also love cookies just as much. My favorite kind of cookie is definietly either Chocolate Chocolate Chip, or Just plain old sugar cookies. They pwn to the max. See I am not racist because I like Black Cookies.

Handguns

I think it is more evil to not let people have handguns. People like to hunt and kill defenseless animals. If we dont let them do that they may kill people. Even if people were to make guns illegal, they would still get them so what is the point. Plus serial killers are people too.

Pro-gress in Flash

The Flash is a pretty cool super hero. He can run faster than the speed of light. He's also quite humerous. However, while this flash is cool, he is not the one I'm talking about. I'm talking about my progress in the flash movie maker. I am making good progress in learning and becoming familiar with all the tools this great program has. I made a flash movie of Cookie Monster being stabbed by knife. It was very funny, although a bit morbid.

Game Concepts

A game about a kid named Sheardon who is tired of being good and decides to be a problem. Everybody will tell him to quit, and he has to dodge them and keep on going. If he comes in contact with a "Quiter" he has to complete a mini-game such as tic to the tac to the toe. HE could play rock paper scissors too. When you win Sheardon says, "I Won!"

Another cool game would be one with Bob Barker fighting Drew Carrey to get his show back after Carrey ruined it.

How many Sheardon's does it take to beat up a Bob Barker, perhaps a tie in game is on the way.

Future Goals

When I grow up I want to be a Power Ranger. I know what you're thinking. They're fake right? Wrong. There is nothing realer than a power ranger. I know this because a power ranger once saved my life. I was about to steal a car. He stopped me just as the car exploded. I can't wait until Zordon chooses me as the next Power Ranger. I'd even be the pink one if i had to.

Flavorite Teacher

My favorite teacher would probably be Mr. David Chapelle. He teaches me how to be funny in a black kind of way. I wish I was black so I could be as cool as Dave Chapelle. He makes racism funny. He is also Black. He is a diglet and is also Rick James. BYAAAAAAAH!!